Grandmother, fear not

I have decided that I will get married after all. I saw Love and Other Drugs last week, or at least, I went to the theater and sat in a seat facing the screen. But as I wiped the dribble off my chin at the end of the film all I could remember was that Jake Gyllenhaal and I had eloped to a cabin in the woods where the only furnishings were a fireplace and a big bathtub and all we did all day was...
oh details details, I wont bore you.